punkbunnies:

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

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imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon kissing you goodnight

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squick-too-quick:

I’M SO SICK OF THESE PUSSY ASS HEADPHONES AND EARBUDS THAT GIVE OUT AT FUCKING RANDOM BC THE CORDS ARE WEAK AS SHIT CAN WE GET SOME STRONGER DAMN CABLES WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL FIX THIS SHIT

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gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

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bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

.

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

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spookymeduka:

shinigami-hitsugaya-toshiro:

spookymeduka:

i may be a weeaboo but atleast im not a superwholock

Ur just asking for Supernatural gifs…. U r just asking 4 it.

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radbun:

radbun:

is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out

please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase

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nutellastump:

all-about-phan-and-teen-wolf:

fukk-boi:

scottthepilgrim:

rebuy:

repeal:

cumosaurus-rex:

nyamss:

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌

WTF IS THIS.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

omfg

this was better than i expected

what the hell

someone please come pick up your crying child at the front desk

Even acting skills in German reality shows are better than that… and let me tell you there are really really bad  

ITSBEENAREALLYHARDDAYFORMEICANTGOONSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK

Sorry what was that? I don’t speak rAPIST.

How does think all of this girls felt? They’ve had hard lives after what he did and all because of him. He can fuck off and cry his crocodile tears someplace else.

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onlinehumor:

"I like your outfit"

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